“…and they told two friends, and they told two friends… and then the price of sushi, oysters and clams went down, commonly thought of as extinct species of sea dwellers re-appeared which increased monies in city coffers from tourism, which caused taxes to go down, coastal oil drilling disappeared, coral and seaweed and crazy ass looking ocean creatures I’ve seen on tv thronged the waters, cancer rates from tainted food and water dropped to zero…”